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Cuz I Can is the first solo album by the Swedish pop rock singer Ana Johnsson. The album was released by Sony Music in several European countries in April 2004.

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The Butterfly's Dream is a 2013 Turkish drama film written and directed by Yılmaz Erdoğan. The film was selected as the Turkish entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 86th Academy Awards, but it was not nominated.

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