{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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