MACHINE!?","id":188} {"fact":"It is estimated

Page 43

{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}

{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}

{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}

{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

["Bespoke truffaut lumbersexual kale chips, fanny pack adaptogen la croix XOXO tofu pinterest biodiesel DSA chillwave austin. Messenger bag migas marxism sus palo santo cloud bread. Selvage freegan williamsburg sartorial pitchfork grailed forage slow-carb lo-fi af viral. Brooklyn marxism copper mug, PBR&B ennui readymade jawn mustache yr gentrify letterpress ascot church-key selvage. Bespoke before they sold out ramps migas kale chips, squid bodega boys live-edge DSA man braid chillwave. You probably haven't heard of them freegan keytar solarpunk. Venmo ascot austin, cred 3 wolf moon yes plz microdosing deep v chia kinfolk.","Subway tile lumbersexual snackwave hell of. Yr direct trade gorpcore, tousled kitsch fingerstache knausgaard glossier kale chips raclette meh. 3 wolf moon kogi vinyl gastropub tonx small batch, authentic activated charcoal umami stumptown copper mug bushwick listicle tacos fingerstache. Locavore roof party trust fund, portland pabst hoodie lomo aesthetic bushwick typewriter. Ennui hell of franzen, vibecession twee food truck typewriter next level direct trade.","Stumptown pabst hoodie, meditation humblebrag pug affogato kinfolk letterpress. Gochujang squid roof party prism DIY. +1 artisan taiyaki forage single-origin coffee, yr letterpress vibecession lumbersexual. Whatever vegan art party, iPhone next level succulents squid unicorn gentrify live-edge. Photo booth VHS vice cray, leggings fixie tousled taiyaki locavore fanny pack asymmetrical tilde meh offal salvia.","Intelligentsia echo park YOLO, neutral milk hotel enamel pin irony hashtag before they sold out. Jean shorts heirloom sartorial roof party YOLO chartreuse hella try-hard gluten-free wolf unicorn godard woke. Craft beer migas green juice bitters pug distillery, locavore etsy ethical edison bulb next level synth enamel pin. Yes plz chia etsy paleo poke try-hard pabst +1 XOXO.","Cred hot chicken pitchfork kinfolk mustache, brunch etsy next level butcher. Iceland aesthetic austin cornhole kombucha williamsburg. Snackwave kinfolk tonx bodega boys mukbang, messenger bag affogato pork belly chicharrones godard lo-fi crucifix man braid. Pug fam gluten-free vibecession, DSA raw denim everyday carry twee."]

{"type":"general","setup":"I couldn't get a reservation at the library...","punchline":"They were fully booked.","id":70}

{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

{"type":"standard","title":"Julio Iglesias","displaytitle":"Julio Iglesias","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q122003","titles":{"canonical":"Julio_Iglesias","normalized":"Julio Iglesias","display":"Julio Iglesias"},"pageid":19554473,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Julio_Iglesias09.jpg/330px-Julio_Iglesias09.jpg","width":320,"height":436},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Julio_Iglesias09.jpg","width":587,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285026742","tid":"64c9bf83-16a0-11f0-9a59-08b6f36b5d01","timestamp":"2025-04-11T06:44:19Z","description":"Spanish singer-songwriter (born 1943)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Iglesias","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Iglesias?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Iglesias?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julio_Iglesias"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Iglesias","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Julio_Iglesias","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Iglesias?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Julio_Iglesias"}},"extract":"Julio José Iglesias de la Cueva is a Spanish singer, songwriter and former professional footballer. Iglesias is recognized as the most commercially successful Spanish singer in the world and one of the top record sellers in music history, having sold more than 300 million records worldwide in 14 languages. It is estimated that during his career he has performed in more than 5,000 concerts, for over 60 million people in five continents. In April 2013, Iglesias was inducted into the Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame.","extract_html":"

Julio José Iglesias de la Cueva is a Spanish singer, songwriter and former professional footballer. Iglesias is recognized as the most commercially successful Spanish singer in the world and one of the top record sellers in music history, having sold more than 300 million records worldwide in 14 languages. It is estimated that during his career he has performed in more than 5,000 concerts, for over 60 million people in five continents. In April 2013, Iglesias was inducted into the Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame.

"}

{"type":"standard","title":"Le Minerale","displaytitle":"Le Minerale","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q56393814","titles":{"canonical":"Le_Minerale","normalized":"Le Minerale","display":"Le Minerale"},"pageid":78634614,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Le_Minerale.png/320px-Le_Minerale.png","width":320,"height":304},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Le_Minerale.png","width":324,"height":308},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282752962","tid":"6805782d-0bc9-11f0-a63b-862e4c68b4fb","timestamp":"2025-03-28T11:40:11Z","description":"Bottled drinking water products from Indonesia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Minerale","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Minerale?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Minerale?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Le_Minerale"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Minerale","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Le_Minerale","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Minerale?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Le_Minerale"}},"extract":"Le Minerale is a brand of bottled drinking water from Indonesia produced by PT Tirta Fresindo Jaya, a subsidiary of Mayora Group. The product was first launched in 2015.","extract_html":"

Le Minerale is a brand of bottled drinking water from Indonesia produced by PT Tirta Fresindo Jaya, a subsidiary of Mayora Group. The product was first launched in 2015.

"}

{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}

{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}

{"type":"standard","title":"Kalauzlija, Radoviš","displaytitle":"Kalauzlija, Radoviš","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q33593","titles":{"canonical":"Kalauzlija,_Radoviš","normalized":"Kalauzlija, Radoviš","display":"Kalauzlija, Radoviš"},"pageid":64435961,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%98%D0%B0%2C_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%BE_3.jpg/330px-%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%98%D0%B0%2C_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%BE_3.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/%D0%9F%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%9A%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%83%D0%B7%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%98%D0%B0%2C_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%BE_3.jpg","width":4032,"height":3024},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256468414","tid":"97139755-9f07-11ef-96a1-467dcab36c5b","timestamp":"2024-11-10T02:00:42Z","description":"Village in Southeastern, North Macedonia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.669799,"lon":22.493785},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalauzlija%2C_Radovi%C5%A1","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalauzlija%2C_Radovi%C5%A1?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalauzlija%2C_Radovi%C5%A1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kalauzlija%2C_Radovi%C5%A1"},"mobile":{"page":"h